Money
We are walking dollar signs as parents, is all it comes down too.
Other than selling yourself to an institution for the rest of your life you can join forces with the growing trickles of people that are getting sick of being targeted by bully ’suits’.
One way, is making your own diapers, which I have come to do.
If you hear screaming when looking at needles maybe this is not for you, and you can pay me to do it. I will drop 6 or 7 in the mail for an agreed upon price.
This concept emerged from my brain after going through a larva like cycle with a major bulk store, I won’t name, I’ll call it STuper store. At $40 a pop I began to day dream of my daughter using the toilet which is a year away. And lo! I need not lick the bottom of my bag for a spare diaper coinage-I CAN MAKE THEM! Just like in the 50’s only less smelly; plus I rights and choices.(as far as I know)
All that is needed for the metamorphosis from plastic to cloth is towels and water proof materials. And of course thread and a couple other things…
In any case if you want a PDF of my idea let me know and I will send you one of if enough people ask I will just make a video file of me making them and link it from Utube to here and back again.
Which I believe I will anyway because I am so exited about saving around $400 in diapers. I am sure any parent could use the extra cash. All you need is around 10 minutes a day to wash all your cloth diapers and then hand to dry.
I know you by now have a strong stomach. If not I will draw upon my protesting days for you and let you know a vinegar soaked rag will filter tear gas. So if that helps with the concept. Let me know don’t be shy.
At this point do I really need a disclaimer for my antics and crass humor on this site? Why read it if you don’t like it? Really if you are easily offended and immature go away.