The new me
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Dont be frown'n at me! Are u frown'n at me?!
For the next 6 months I will NOT ALLOW my face to make any surprised or upset expressions. I am dead serious. I am going to look as expressionless as Bush on 911.
I can see some furrows making a home in my face. And being pregnant doesn’t allow for the Botox. Very depressing.
I must not externally express,
I must not externally express.
This is my new mantra. I will be as dead faced as a chief in war or a Hugh Grant love making.
I will give the lines NO MORE reason to gain entry on the event horizon of my forehead DAMN THEM. Oh my god I just frowned. Just wait you little bastards, I will be pushing my newly born baby out and screaming now PUT THE IN FILLER !!BOTOX< ME BI@#H LIPO !TUCK ME NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!
Not enough can be said about the advances in modern medicine. Bobbitt (Bobbitt case) got his little winkey sown back on and we can look like anything we want as long as our bone structure allows for it. And it doesn’t, hell you can break it. Now that is a small miracle. When I grew up and grown ups said you can be anything you want I never knew it could mean literally!
Not to be too sarcastic, I don’t think cosmetic surgery or body modification is a bad thing. Its just like religion. It just shouldn’t be taken too seriously or to the extreme or you will end up in heaven with the virgins. As the saying goes ‘as long as you aren’t hurting yourself or anybody else’ why not?
Females have only recently had so much CONTROL over their own body. Mine Gods what are we to do? Are men running around sex crazed in the streets?
Perhaps a little, but as far as I have heard thanks to another small miracle called birth control, education and freedom of choice . (I really cant stress enough how much I like that one) Western civilization has managed to not out breed the east. If anything we now are wanting to interbreed but that is another journey.
