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Breeders are wee

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Money

We are walking dollar signs as parents, is all it comes down too.

Other than selling yourself to an institution for the rest of your life you can join forces with the growing trickles of people that are getting sick of being targeted by bully ’suits’.

One way, is making your own diapers, which I have come to do.

If you hear screaming when looking at needles maybe this is not for you, and you can pay me to do it.  I will drop 6 or 7 in the mail for an agreed upon price.

This concept emerged from my brain after going through a larva like cycle  with a major bulk store, I won’t name, I’ll call it STuper store. At $40 a pop  I began to day dream of my daughter using the toilet which is a year away. And lo! I need not lick the bottom of my bag for a spare diaper coinage-I CAN MAKE THEM!     Just like in the 50’s only less smelly; plus I rights and choices.(as far as I know)

All that is needed for the metamorphosis from plastic to cloth is towels and water proof materials. And of course thread and a couple other things…

In any case if you want a PDF of my idea let me know and I will send you one of if enough people ask I will just make a video file of me making them and link it from Utube to here and back again.

Which  I believe I will anyway because I am so exited about saving around $400 in diapers. I am sure any parent could use the extra cash. All you need is around 10 minutes a day to wash all your cloth diapers and then hand to dry.

I know you by now have a strong stomach. If not I will draw upon my protesting days for you and let you know a vinegar soaked rag will filter tear gas. So if that helps with the concept. Let me know don’t be shy.

At this point do I really need a disclaimer for my antics and crass humor on this site? Why read it if you don’t like it? Really if you are easily offended and immature go away.

The mommy Makeover

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Just a random thought passed my mind. Wonder if Canada does a Mommy Makeover.
Never heard of it?
Well then. Its a cosmetic surgery combo deal. For women who have gone through it all! Tummy tuck, breast lift and plump you can even through in a lift else where.
I am considering it. It would be a long way off and even if I did get it done I would be old. In my eyes what is the point other than for self esteem, not having to wince each time an arm picks up wind. Ir having dreams of my daughter using my arm wings like a trampoline?
Either way I am sure its the price of a very nice car and like I was saying whats it like having the stiched together body of a 20 year old when you are perhaps 40?
Do the other elderly ladies spread racy rumors about you at the public pool?
Is it worth it? Have I along with society gone mad. There are greater things at steak opps I mean hand.Its not like I am a piece of meat altogether.

vaccines?

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Info

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Notes on being a Demi God

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Being a Parent is like waking up one day and being asked “Would you like to be God?”

My response was an obvious no brainer(HAR-HAR).

Being God, so to speak is no less shocking, challenging or flattering all at once of a position to be in just as soon as the question was raised or even answered for that matter.

And all the sickly sweet cliches about babies are true right down to their eyelashes being adorable, and them changing how you think and feel. And why shouldn’t nature hook you up to a giant hormone drip of love for the event that eventually mean your secession, graceful or not.

However some stereotypes I discovered are false. Babies don’t make you a brainless puddle of babbling idiocy. If they do you once were originally and it probably won’t make much difference.

Babies also don’t make you desperate, clingy or needy for random men or child support from random men.
Nor do children make you unattractive for that matter.

Yet, as my grandfather told my mother when she was younger “boys make you fat”. If you don’t get it, you will.
However raising a child does take all the effort people boast of and more, a community.

Yes we can

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

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Thank you to the people that have registered to my blog.

As I am a wordpress novice I have yet to learn the bells and whistles. Let alone the theme changing. Which I am sooo ready to do.

This year really started off with a bang didn’t it? A new president that is black or African American or Indonesian or all of the above. Either way it was a first. “Yes we can!” was his pitch and ‘yes he did’ get voted in.

He did one thing he said he would. He stopped all trials at Guantanamo Bay and ordered for its closure. Hooray! For liberty.

http://www.humanrightsfirst.org/us_law/etn/elect08/index.aspx?source=home&gclid=CMeO-8TC6JgCFRxNagod_Xic1Q

Well up here in North America I think we are on our 15th shooting in two weeks (According to The Sun Newspaper). Yehaaa! We too are the wild west just like our American brothers and sisters.

I liked contraversal Michael Moores take on violence. After the Columbine High School shooting spree he went to ‘Lockheed Martin’ The worlds largest weapons Maker. He interviewed the PR in the town that employees many of the parents to the kids in Columbine High. The rep had no idea why the children had resorted to violence.

??????

At this point you want to beat your head with a stale piece of bread. How we raise children is how they act. No?

In any case Obama has now gone back on his word and deployed 17,000 soldiers to Afghanistan. Yes he can!

I didn’t want to believe it myself but we are all being touched by a harsher economic climate and as a result I truly believe people are suffering.

I witnessed the tail end of a suicide at my sky train station yesterday and if it wasn’t for a person who commented on the recent amount of death in Vancouver I would had just have brushed it off as the usual.

Not to be cruel but a lot of people seem drawn to that sky train stop and Main ST, for life’s end. I am not too sure if it is for the exposure or in general the demographic is on average poorer (therefore may find life sucks more)?

If anything it re-enforced my belief that we need a stronger health care system. No only in medication but in human concern.

I know doctors are cut and dry types these days and aren’t prone to midnight calls like they used too. However I really think a new branch of government funded alternative health care is needed for what is about to be a rash of very depressed people. (A) because they lost their job (B) Because they have one and are barely managing mentally, physically, spiritually. (C) Why the hell not - exotic health care for all!

But hey, it isn’t all doom and gloom Mc Donald’s has Double Cheese Burgers for just $1.39 and thats ok with me.

Quantum weirdness

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

I have a few good reasons not have written lately.
Visiting a correctional facility. Which I won’t go into right this day.
Fear of email spam. And finally a new found love for online streaming TV shows and Movies.
This all ties into a new piece of knowledge which falls under quantum physics. Apparently there is a new branch of quantum mechanics that talks about the opposing thoughts of time travel for example. If one could travel to the future and tell the past to remember to do such and such one, one could remember it previously.
For example if in the now time I could tell me not to give out my email address to shifty websites and or people who could potentially be compulsive forwarder spammers I could now have no fear of opening my email to a pile o garbage.
How does this tie into online TV, well I have been watching HOUSE MD online and here is a quote from season 4.

House: “Are you a fan of symmetry?”
Young Doctor: “Sure.”
House: “Weird, because your eyes are lopsided. And by eyes I mean breasts.”

House is an avid atheist with rare remorse nor detectable sentiment. Therefor an anti-hero of mine. Symmetry does not fit into most basic physics that is why quantum physics exists to bridge the questions arise from non linear math. Are we linear of symmetrical? Rarely, so why do we have a symmetry worship in our culture?
Is it beauty? If beauty is symmetry people would romance buildings and objects. Hmm
I will leave at that.
By the way 5.5 months pregnant approx.

Its hawd out here for a …

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

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Enough is enough!

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

I hate fairies

Fairies are creepy. Anyone that thinks their cute has issues. Little people running around doing annoying little spells just gets up my arteries. Pixie dust and sparkles can just be blown-up and ground into dog food for all I care.

I like the Coyote from cartoons. I always wanted road runner to get caught by him. I like the claw who dominated M.A.D in inspector gadget I loved is evil schemes. I understood Gargamels annoyance at Smurfette’s smurfy goodness she needed to be taught a lesson.She also needs voice lessons to help her with that pitch.

To heck with blind ignorance.

The lottery is another one that irritates me I haven’t won yet. They advertise to poor people and the working class. ‘Live the dream’ they say. Most lottery winners live the dream so fast they blow it in year easy. Odds of winning the 649?

1:13,983,816

Yeah thats right. Almost 1 in 14 MILLION. Yeah but once a week I can start to believe after so many ads that I am that one. I am NEO.

Yeah so today I am grumpy smurf, I am Oscar the Grouch.

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And you know what? I didn’t brush my teeth today.

I only beleive in parking fairies;p